FADE IN: Central Park
Detectives Benson and Stabler examine the body of a forty-year old white man lying in the dirt.
Stabler spots a homeless guy lurking near the police tape.
STABLER
Let's see if our spectator knows anything?
BENSON
Good idea.
Stabler and Benson walk over to the homeless man.
HOMELESS
Hey, it's not a crime to watch.
STABLER
It's a crime if you're covering up for someone.
HOMELESS
I'm not covering up for anyone. That guy got killed by another male
prostitute.
BENSON
Oh yeah, which one.
HOMELESS
The one named Dave Jones.
STABLER
Ha ha. Like the guy from the Monkees?
HOMELESS
Yep. That was him. I think he's the guest star this week, right. So it's
pretty obvious he's the killer. Like that time Martin Short was on.
BENSON
Fine, but what's the twist?
HOMELESS
The prostitution ring was just a cover up for a human trafficking ring run
by other guest star Leah Thompson.
STABLER
Oh.
Ice-T walks over.
ICE-T
You need me to rough this guy up?
BENSON
Not really.
FADE OUT
13 comments:
hahaha! Great. All the info without the annoying suspense. You should write for them!
My wife got back from 15 months in Afghanistan and she wanted me to get cable turned back on cause I had dumped it. I think this episode was playing in the background last night, and the night before, and the night before, and the night before...
Ha ha ha ha ha--
Seriously, I think it was playing.
Cheers! Bruce
ripped from today's headlines!
You forgot the part where BD Wong has to interview a child.
Nice. I can take a break from TV now. Whew.
No, no...Benson interviews the emotionally shattered child; BD Wong interviews the red-herring pedophiliac while actual bad guy Michael Gross is engaged in a deadly game of cat-and-mouse with Stabler. Iced Tea and the other man make out in the gun room.
you forgot the part where olivia reminds us that she's a child of rape. and where sam waterston sells us robot insurance.
I just love that someone called him "Iced Tea"
THAT WAS AWESOME! Love it! Can you do some more...it's like Cliff-Notes SVU. I like it even more actually- Doesn't kill so much time.
You think that maybe Iced Tea goes into a diner and orders coffee even though he wants...you know...iced tea? Or if Arnold Palmer orders an "iced tea with l he loses his temper and starts shouting? I don't know. I wonder this about Meatloaf, too, although I bet he eats plenty. If I were him I would.
PS: I've been reading your blog for months now; please send me a t-shirt.
...wow...what happened to my comment, it got all begarbled in the middle. Who cares.
LOL awesome quick and to the point
I'm pretty sure that was on USA last night...
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