FADE IN: Central Park
Detectives Benson and Stabler examine the body of a forty-year old white man lying in the dirt.
Stabler spots a homeless guy lurking near the police tape.
STABLER
Let's see if our spectator knows anything?
BENSON
Good idea.
Stabler and Benson walk over to the homeless man.
HOMELESS
Hey, it's not a crime to watch.
STABLER
It's a crime if you're covering up for someone.
HOMELESS
I'm not covering up for anyone. That guy got killed by another male
prostitute.
BENSON
Oh yeah, which one.
HOMELESS
The one named Dave Jones.
STABLER
Ha ha. Like the guy from the Monkees?
HOMELESS
Yep. That was him. I think he's the guest star this week, right. So it's
pretty obvious he's the killer. Like that time Martin Short was on.
BENSON
Fine, but what's the twist?
HOMELESS
The prostitution ring was just a cover up for a human trafficking ring run
by other guest star Leah Thompson.
STABLER
Oh.
Ice-T walks over.
ICE-T
You need me to rough this guy up?
BENSON
Not really.
FADE OUT
