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I was looking for a lighted tree topper on Amazon, and they helpfully provided this list of things people purchased after viewing this item. Let's see...tree topper? Check. Ornaments? Sure. Christmas cartoon? Uh huh.

But where can I find the movie "The Midnight Meat Train," about a photographer who tracks a superhuman butcher through the subway system? Ah! Right here on Amazon?

Looks like I've just assembled the perfect Christmas.