My Failed Top Chef Dishes

Corn on the Cop

Hot Balls

Lube Burgers on Plates

Compromised Fish

Cup of Soda, Finished with Creme Fraiche and Remoulade, Served in a Trash Can by Someone You Hated in High School

Whole Onion, Lightly Baked, then Thrown Away

Your Mama

Nachos Bell Grande en Croute

Forks

Your Own Leg, Gently Removed and then Re-Presented to You, Pommes Frites

Bad Stripper Names

Sad Potato Jones

Mrs. Allen Haverstein

Margarine

Sean "Puffy" Combs

Spooky Vagina

Justice William Rehnquist

Phantom of the Opera

Pam

End Of The Year Lists

Top Four Things To Wear In 2009

Pants
A Bra
Some Sort Of Shirt
Shoes

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