For those of you out there who aren't married, and are pretty sure that marriage is a super-romantic lifetime honeymoon, may I offer a counter-point?
Actual conversation between my husband and me regarding our cat:
ME: Wouldn't it be funny if one day you were petting him and you found a zipper and it turned out he was just wearing a cat suit?
Long silence.
JEFF:And what, exactly, would be in there?
Long silence.
ME: Um, I didn't think it through.
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20 comments:
The sad thing is, that conversation is still more interesting than 99% of the ones I had with my ex-husband. *sigh*
That was awesome.
I told my 8-year-old cousin that cats eventually turn into dogs if they live long enough. I'd like to think that she still believes that, deep down.
A conversation that is quite similar to one that my best friend would have with her mother. Eek. Lol.
Ok, ok, sharing time..
My best friend's cell phone rings
Bf: hello?
Her mom: are u in ur room?
Bf: um, no.
Her mom: I shook the door. I stood there. And you didn't come to open it.
Bf: yeah, cause I'm not in there. My dad didn't tell u I left?
Her mom: you know I don't talk to him.
Bf: *laughing* alright, bye.
The end.
Lol! :)
thanks for the laugh
Could be a hairless cat, could be a squirrel-- who cares? Doesn't matter, it's just whimsically hilarious. I'm with you
Sounds like one of the conversations I have to my almost asleep husband at bedtime. Thanks for the chuckle!
Just took a bite of cereal, read this, tried to not laugh out the cereal, ended up having snot fly from my nose. Good work.
Quite hilarious. That's basically the story of my life.
Haha! I literally cannot stop reading this and laughing (albeit to myself, because I was at work when I first saw your blog). I like your blog, btw, definitely gave me about an hour-and-a-half's worth of stuff to do at work yesterday.
-Sarah
http://sarahsrules.blogspot.com/
I love it! That's just the kind of thing i would say! But i just get strange looks from my husband!
Umm it's a rather awkward conversation than funny... I guess people don't have anything better to do these days...
i just laughed for about 5 minutes straight after i read this. Classic...
Your blog cracks me up. Keep it up. :-)
that's funny that
a cat in underwear perhaps? or just another furry cat suit with a zip, containing another furry cat suit with a zip to infinity totally nullifying the cat's existence like those russian dolls.
can I go now? I feel ill!
So, I stumbled on your blog by clicking the "Next Blog" link because I was bored at work (work ethic? And how!) and I did that horrible laugh where if you're not at work you laugh so hard only dogs can hear you, but because you're trying to hold it in (being at work in an open-plan office and all) you start watering at the eyes and you feel like your internal organs are gonna fall out your butt. Yeah. Thanks for embarrassing me (no, really). Snaps! I'm totally going to subscribe via rss.
What would be inside? Two words: Verne Troyer.
Uh...first off this was hysterical. but I am a bit worried about my cats now. Maybe they are still cats just skinless. eew.
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