Nonsense

For those of you out there who aren't married, and are pretty sure that marriage is a super-romantic lifetime honeymoon, may I offer a counter-point?

Actual conversation between my husband and me regarding our cat:

ME: Wouldn't it be funny if one day you were petting him and you found a zipper and it turned out he was just wearing a cat suit?

Long silence.

JEFF:And what, exactly, would be in there?

Long silence.

ME: Um, I didn't think it through.