Thursday, July 3, 2008

Failed Names For Fireworks


Non-Sparklers

Big Jack's Hand-Removers

Superfun Partial Paralysis Bombs

Roman Candles of Doom, Certain To Take Both An Eye And The Sense Of Security You've Carried With You Since Birth Like A Diamond Pressed Into The Palm Of Your Hand, So Light You Hardly Knew It was There, So Constant You Barely Knew To Value It

Duds

41 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Apples N Honey said...

"Fire Insurance Collection Enablers"

~You're listed as a featured blog today, thought I'd stop by. :)
Thanks for the sarcasm or whatever.
L~

Blicky Kitty said...

Death-free artillery?

"Ooooooo" makers?

The time-to-get-prozac-for-the-dog.-Where-is-she?-She's-under-the-bed thingies.

Unknown said...

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Falkor said...

great way of getting the traffic! :D

Nic said...

Damp squibs 'They're really damp!!!!', Ear Bleeders, Mini Scuds 'you just don't know where the next one is going'

Fab blog. I like how you look at life through bird-shit speckled glasses....like me.

I Am Boymom said...

I got nothin'...


But loved the post anyway!!

m:k said...

Fingers McGee's Sure-Fires

Gee, Your Singed Eyelids Smell Terrific

Blast-Em's

Children's Tylenol

Scorched Expectations

Blam Bits

Hahn said...

PointaTowards DeeFace

The Villain AKA DJ Method said...

Rumble Crackers, Anyone? How about Playskool's "My first M-8-"! Just Like Dads!! the motto could be "Look Mom.. no Hands!"

Anyway your blog is funny, I love reading it.

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nancy said...

went to Barnes and Noble and they didn't have your book in stock. probably purchase online. any difference to you? Nancy

Avis Yarbrough said...

It sounded more like a poem than anything, but here is one. Firedoesnotworks.

Doug said...

"Disappointment at the end of a fuse unless purchased in Tijuana"

(That's too long to fit on the side of one of those roadside booths, and rather poor marketing for them.)

8 said...

"Yes, It Is Supposed To Look Like That."

Chowdapa said...
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Chowdapa said...

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Things I May Regret Writing said...

Finally, Blogs of Note gets it right. It was almost worth wading through blogs about knitting, Christmas lights, and bad drawings to finally come across yours. You're a riot.

Vikki Miller said...

I think I might have officially fallen in love with you.

I took a long weekend stayvacation. Well, I actually told my boss I was working from home on Friday and proceeded to wallow in my miseries of life and do no work.

I think tomorrow will be a work from home day too.

High five for the awesome blog. I actually guffawed at a lot of your posts.

And the camel punch: stupendous.

I salute you Wendy.

It still makes me pleased to know that there are people called Wendy in the world given that J.M Barrie (also Scottish) popularised it.

Amazing.

Consider yourself RSS fed.

piglet_and_pooh said...

OMG you are so right. I call smoke bombs... LEAVE A BIG BURN ON YOUR TOE WRITING BOMBS. Did you know that you can actually write with them?

Anonymous said...

Ouchies!

Ashley Evelyn said...

what about "7 fingers strong"... maybe that's more of a band name?

funny.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

:)

Indranil said...

outrageously brilliant!

Rural Reporter said...

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Kennedy said...
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Kennedy said...

Hilarious!!!
How about:

"A screamer with no bang"

-K

www.mindofkennedy.co.uk

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Anonymous said...

sarcasm rulez

Anonymous said...

:)

Anonymous said...

bernard is me!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Hii....

You are fantastic!!! I loved the post anyway, my dear friend!

It's a great way of getting the traffic and I love reading it.

You certainly are very creative.

Cheers !

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