Resolution

Okay, so I neglect this blog, just as I predicted I would, just as I will someday, (lord willing!) neglect my children and spend all day at the track.

But, I have decided starting today that I will write something on here every day. I know, what a huge sacrifice. How can I be so ACCOMPLISHED? Watch and learn.

So, today, let's review a movie that's really old and horrible but that I only finally saw today while having a cold and being lazy: "A Good Year" starring Russell Crowe. Do not watch this movie, because if you do, you might find yourself turning to your cat and saying, "This is a really fucking horrible movie, isn't it?" And it's really so bad that you think your cat totally knows what you said, and kind of nodded.

In case you missed it (you did), the movie is about an English finance dude who inherits a French estate/vineyard and then goes there and then like, learns to be a good person and stuff. It's like Pretty Woman, only the part of the prostitute is played by a vineyard. And the horrible, painful part is watching Russell Crowe trying to be funny, when we all know the only funny thing he ever did was throwing a phone at a hotel clerk. If the movie was just Russell Crowe throwing a phone at a vineyard, that would have been great.

The end.

One star out out of one million.