A conversation with my friend Kate.
KATE: What is this cat's name?
WENDY: Hildegaard.
KATE: Is that a viking name?
WENDY: I don't think so.
30 seconds later...
KATE: Oh, I was thinking of Hagar The Horrible.
Showing posts with label talking cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label talking cats. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Possible Explanations As To How I Came Home From An Animal Shelter With Two Cats Instead Of One, Presented In Order Of Decreasing Plausibility
There were so many cats there, and it seemed heartless to take only one.
Am planning on assembling cat army to take over entire world.
Am planning on assembling dancing-cat vaudeville show to take over entire world.
In bizarre Speed-type scenario, evil madman threatened to blow up innocent people if I did not take two cats, adopt them, then drive them around on a bus, never going below 55 MPH.
Am sane.
Am planning on assembling cat army to take over entire world.
Am planning on assembling dancing-cat vaudeville show to take over entire world.
In bizarre Speed-type scenario, evil madman threatened to blow up innocent people if I did not take two cats, adopt them, then drive them around on a bus, never going below 55 MPH.
Am sane.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Blind Item: Which Awesome Commenter Will Write A Comment That Wins Them Four Awesome Books?
Hi. It's Friday. You're dying to leave work. You resent your boss. You despise your co-workers. What could possibly cheer you up?
Free stuff.
Whether we're winning it in a game show or stealing it from Native Americans, getting stuff for free is a proud U.S. tradition.
But Wendy, is there a catch? Of course there is! You don't just get free stuff. You have to WIN free stuff.
Below is a list I did a while ago on this blog. Add your own book to the list in the comments, and/or email it to me at Specialtypants@gmail.com.
Whichever one makes me laugh the most will win all four (4) books from the TOW Books imprint, which you can read about and order here:
TOW Books: Funny books for people with good senses of humor.
Individually, those books are:
So You Want To Be President
Really, You've Done Enough
Oh, the Humanity!
Everything Is Wrong With You
I have read these books, and I pronounce them funny.
Again, add yours in the comments, and then copy your comment into an email and send it to me at specialtypants@gmail.com so that I can send you an email if you are the winner. If you are shy, you can also JUST email it to me.
I'll also repost the winning entry on Monday so check back.
Okay, here's the list:
BESTSELLING BOOKS FOR PEOPLE WITH LOW EXPECTATIONS
The Okay Bones
Free stuff.
Whether we're winning it in a game show or stealing it from Native Americans, getting stuff for free is a proud U.S. tradition.
But Wendy, is there a catch? Of course there is! You don't just get free stuff. You have to WIN free stuff.
Below is a list I did a while ago on this blog. Add your own book to the list in the comments, and/or email it to me at Specialtypants@gmail.com.
Whichever one makes me laugh the most will win all four (4) books from the TOW Books imprint, which you can read about and order here:
TOW Books: Funny books for people with good senses of humor.
Individually, those books are:
So You Want To Be President
Really, You've Done Enough
Oh, the Humanity!
Everything Is Wrong With You
I have read these books, and I pronounce them funny.
Again, add yours in the comments, and then copy your comment into an email and send it to me at specialtypants@gmail.com so that I can send you an email if you are the winner. If you are shy, you can also JUST email it to me.
I'll also repost the winning entry on Monday so check back.
Okay, here's the list:
BESTSELLING BOOKS FOR PEOPLE WITH LOW EXPECTATIONS
The Okay Bones
The Three Or Four People You Meet In Heaven
Walking With Scissors
Eat, Pray, And Then, I Don't Know, Maybe Make Some Phone Calls?
The DaVinci Code
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