Possible Explanations As To How I Came Home From An Animal Shelter With Two Cats Instead Of One, Presented In Order Of Decreasing Plausibility

There were so many cats there, and it seemed heartless to take only one.

Am planning on assembling cat army to take over entire world.

Am planning on assembling dancing-cat vaudeville show to take over entire world.

In bizarre Speed-type scenario, evil madman threatened to blow up innocent people if I did not take two cats, adopt them, then drive them around on a bus, never going below 55 MPH.

Am sane.