Other Foreign Policy Experience Cited On Sarah Palin's Resume

While at friend's house, enjoyed a cup of General Foods International Coffee

Got French manicure for Senior Prom

Huge fan of Eva Longoria

Almost drove into Canada once while lost

Watched Fawlty Towers on PBS -- didn't "get it"

Stretched round globe-thingy into proper flat shape, accidentally caught a glimpse of Africa

Breaking News

Listen you guys, I don't want to feed into this whole Sarah Palin rumor mill, but I have just had a rather queasy realization.

In the past year, I have frequently shunned social engagements, claiming I was burnt out from work, stressed or just uninterested.

I turned down a job even though I was unemployed at the time, claiming the job sounded "like a nightmare."

I have started wearing looser clothing, claiming that "I feel too old to wear anything short and/or tight."

There are times in the last eighteen months, usually after going out with friends, when I can't account for my actions or whereabouts.

And finally, most tellingly, while Sarah Palin remains slim, I am a big ol' chubby chub-monster.

I am sure you can see where I am going with this. Clearly...

I AM THE MOTHER OF BABY TRIG.




PICTURED: MY BABY