In the past year, I have frequently shunned social engagements, claiming I was burnt out from work, stressed or just uninterested.
I turned down a job even though I was unemployed at the time, claiming the job sounded "like a nightmare."
I have started wearing looser clothing, claiming that "I feel too old to wear anything short and/or tight."
There are times in the last eighteen months, usually after going out with friends, when I can't account for my actions or whereabouts.
And finally, most tellingly, while Sarah Palin remains slim, I am a big ol' chubby chub-monster.
I am sure you can see where I am going with this. Clearly...
I AM THE MOTHER OF BABY TRIG.
PICTURED: MY BABY
