Thanks, TV

Before I watched the entire John Adams mini-series on HBO, I would say that I was a fan of Paul Giamatti and curious about John Adams.

Now I would say that I am just wishing I had a time machine so I could go back to my state of innocence.

It's not Paul Giamatti's fault that they hired a guy who is clearly still in film school to direct it though.

Also, here's how I picture the conversation right before the scene where Sarah Polley gets a mastectomy going.

SARAH: Um, do we really need to show my breast right before they cut it off?

DIRECTOR: Oh, definitely. So, pop that sucker out and lay down there.

SARAH: I mean, because, they'll know it's there. They won't be like "prove that you have a boob before they cut it off."

DIRECTOR: Um, look lady, it's not like you've directed a movie, now show me those titties!

SARAH: Actually, I directed Away From Her? It got nominated--

DIRECTOR: ACTION!

Maybe I should watch Lady In The Water now. It has to be better, right? RIGHT?

cannibalizing my other blog

In case you haven't been to visit us at AlisonandWendy.tumblr.com, here's what we're talking about:

ALISON: there is a marilyn monroe sex tape that's been found showing her performing oral sex

WENDY: i heard.
i love that the guy who bought it won't show it
TO PROTECT HER DIGNITY

ALISON: right

WENDY: like
yeah, she's been allowed so much dignity in the past
let's keep that up

ALISON: I wish it was a nancy reagan sex tape
because I'm hot for Nancy

WENDY: i wish it was a jenna jameson sex tape

ALISON: if only that existed

WENDY: I'm going to announce that i've found a jenna jameson sex tape and i'm selling it for 1.5 mill

ALISON: but you won't show it

WENDY: yeah

ALISON: I wonder who the guy in the monroe tape is

WENDY: john adams
it's a cross promotional viral video
with Turner Classic Movies and HBO

ALISON: you click on the link...and get rickrolled!