cannibalizing my other blog

In case you haven't been to visit us at AlisonandWendy.tumblr.com, here's what we're talking about:

ALISON: there is a marilyn monroe sex tape that's been found showing her performing oral sex

WENDY: i heard.
i love that the guy who bought it won't show it
TO PROTECT HER DIGNITY

ALISON: right

WENDY: like
yeah, she's been allowed so much dignity in the past
let's keep that up

ALISON: I wish it was a nancy reagan sex tape
because I'm hot for Nancy

WENDY: i wish it was a jenna jameson sex tape

ALISON: if only that existed

WENDY: I'm going to announce that i've found a jenna jameson sex tape and i'm selling it for 1.5 mill

ALISON: but you won't show it

WENDY: yeah

ALISON: I wonder who the guy in the monroe tape is

WENDY: john adams
it's a cross promotional viral video
with Turner Classic Movies and HBO

ALISON: you click on the link...and get rickrolled!

The Wiggles, Bananas and Jack Nicholson

My friend Alison and I started posting our chats on a Tumblr blog, check it out here and let me know what you think, especially if you think, "Whatta couple-a douches!"


Alison And Wendy