Last night my husband and I celebrated out two year anniversary. How do we make it work? I think the following I.M. chat which we had while we were just twenty feet away from each other will show you how we keep it ROMANTIC.
HUSBAND: did you see that your boyfriend Viggo Mortensen is cast as the dad in The Road?
WENDY: YES
i mean i didn't see that
but yay
WENDY: i was afraid they were going to use
president of america tom hanks
and that the son would be played by Wilson the volleyball
JEFF: they couldn't get Wilson
and that was a dealbreaker for Tom Hanks
WENDY: really?
oh right, he's doing the Devil wears Prada sequel
he's playing Anne Hathaway
JEFF: and he's busy doing Lord of the Balls for Peter Jackson
WENDY: yep
that's a porno
BECAUSE IT HAS BALLS IN IT
