Showing posts with label elections. Show all posts
Showing posts with label elections. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

We're Going To Get The Government We Deserve

So, I just turned on the tube to start watching election coverage, and here's what I've seen so far. I'm not kidding.

  • A newscaster interviewing the Naked Cowboy about who he voted for (McCain Palin)
  • Clips from election skits on SNL
  • Ice skaters skating on an electoral map.

If this continues all day, here's what else we'll see:

  • Genetically altered red white and blue kittens rolling around on an American flag quilt made by the cast of CSI Miami
  • David Duchovny rating the hotness of each candidate (special graphic created by MSNBC news team)
  • Who Are Babies Voting For? A Fox news special.
  • Al Roker cooks an election feast with a dancing bear
  • Alyssa Milano performs selected scenes from the movies Primary Colors and All The President's Men at Corcoran Prison
  • Los Angeles woman dies of eye-poisoning after watching 12 hours of election coverage, Boyz II Men to dedicate album of patriotic songs to her memory to be released when polls close.