Showing posts with label dancing bears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dancing bears. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

We're Going To Get The Government We Deserve

So, I just turned on the tube to start watching election coverage, and here's what I've seen so far. I'm not kidding.

  • A newscaster interviewing the Naked Cowboy about who he voted for (McCain Palin)
  • Clips from election skits on SNL
  • Ice skaters skating on an electoral map.

If this continues all day, here's what else we'll see:

  • Genetically altered red white and blue kittens rolling around on an American flag quilt made by the cast of CSI Miami
  • David Duchovny rating the hotness of each candidate (special graphic created by MSNBC news team)
  • Who Are Babies Voting For? A Fox news special.
  • Al Roker cooks an election feast with a dancing bear
  • Alyssa Milano performs selected scenes from the movies Primary Colors and All The President's Men at Corcoran Prison
  • Los Angeles woman dies of eye-poisoning after watching 12 hours of election coverage, Boyz II Men to dedicate album of patriotic songs to her memory to be released when polls close.