E.T.: Hey, it's me, E.T.
EX-GIRLFRIEND: Who?
E.T.: E.T. Your boyfriend.
EX-GIRLFRIEND: (silence)
E.T.: What are you doing?
EX-GIRLFRIEND: I was sleeping.
E.T.: Is somebody there?
EX-GIRLFRIEND: No. And so what if there was?
E.T.: Is there?
EX-GIRLFRIEND: What do you want?
E.T.: E.T. come over? E.T. have make-up sex? E.T. sorry he threw beer bottle thru girlfriend's car window when girlfriend won't change radio station.
EX-GIRLFRIEND: I hate it when you talk like that. It's not cute.
E.T.: Sorry.
EX-GIRLFRIEND: I'm going back to bed.
E.T.: Why? Is somebody there.
EX-GIRLFRIEND: (Hangs up.)
