...it's the middle of the night and I'm working, but really, I'm thinking about this commercial I saw earlier for FRIED ICE CREAM at Sonic Burger. Really? Do we need?
And in the commercial, the girls say they want another one. Another FRIED ICE CREAM. Like ice cream, but also fried! Shoot yourself with a saturated fat-gun!
So assuming that people in commercials act the way the company wants YOU to act, here's the thing:
SONIC BURGER IS TRYING TO KILL YOU.
I think that the plot of Saw V is going to just be a bunch of people at Sonic Burger making amusing remarks while they are killed by eating a variety of Sonic products.
Also? I have not seen any of the Saw movies so that probably makes no sense.
But seriously people, run! The Sonic is coming from inside the giant tubs of fried food.
