Sex And The City Spoilers

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!!!!

I just found out some spoilers for Sex And The City. Do not read on unless you really want to know.

1. Carrie adopts an orphan from China who turns out to be the monster from Cloverfield and they fall in love but then Big shows up and also falls in love with the Cloverfield monster and then everybody dies.

2. Samantha turns out to be a dude. Everybody dies.

3. Miranda plots to assassinate the President, but then it turns out that the President is also plotting to assassinate Miranda. Oh my god! Everyone dies.

4. Charlotte dies, then comes back from the dead and kills everyone.

5. Mr. Big has three balls.

Oh, hi.

I'm in New York City, just like that monster from Cloverfield!

Spoiler alert -- I will also destroy New York, especially its attractive twenty-somethings!

A few items of interest. A little post on McSweeney's today here:

Link: A LETTER FROM DR. PHIL

And there's a link on the page with the info about where I'm reading/signing tonight with fellow TOW authors Sarah Walker and Jason Roeder.

Please come on down if you live in New York and are an attractive twenty-something. Remember, if I don't devour you, you just weren't cute enough.

Recommended

Here are some things we are recommending this week:

1. Eating food.

You need to do this to live. If you have been like, "why am I dying," maybe you have not been eating food. Try some. There are many different kinds of food, including:

a.) bananas
b.) coffee
c.) tarts and cakes

Try any or all of these.

2. Breathing.

Here is something else you need to do to live. Remember to breathe both in and out.

3. Cloverfield

It was pretty good!