For immediate release: Ninja loves Wendy Molyneux, will kill her soon.
The Ninja from Ask A Ninja got his deadly hands on a copy of Wendy Molyneux's book, Everything Is Wrong With You, and here's what he had to say:
"This book made me laugh out loud while I was on a mission. I am going to kill Wendy Molyneux. I look forward to killing the author of this book with this book. I love irony in literature. And, if you would like to point out that that is not ironic, I would be glad to kill you too. This book gets my highest rating. Five ninja stars through the head of the author."
"This book made me laugh out loud while I was on a mission. I am going to kill Wendy Molyneux. I look forward to killing the author of this book with this book. I love irony in literature. And, if you would like to point out that that is not ironic, I would be glad to kill you too. This book gets my highest rating. Five ninja stars through the head of the author."
