I don't know what's sadder: how long I've neglected my blog (no one is sad about this) or the fact that I'm coming back now just to tell you that my local news is actually doing a story about whether teens are wearing their jeans too low.
Forget about the election and the mortgage bailout people, black teenagers are wearing their pants too low.
Oh don't worry; now they are doing a story on how the Rialto football team's field is infested with ants.
They just literally said: "They're tackling the problem head on."
I'm moving to space.
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
This is the page of Wendy Molyneux, on which you will find a variety of entertainments to speed your recuperation.
Click here to go to my blog on Tumblr
Hey! Buy my book! Thanks, I love you!
You Can Email Me Here:
specialtypants(at)gmail.com
Things To Watch
Links You Will Like
- [redacted]
- alison and wendy
- alison rosen
- andrew kiraly
- corporate-casual
- d. kuan
- defamer
- donut report
- drake's cakes
- eric feezell
- frank
- gawker
- go fug yourself
- goldenfiddle
- io west
- jason roeder
- jezebel
- josh max
- ken levine
- lefties
- lindsayism
- lolsecretz
- mcsweeney's
- monkeybicycle
- morning news
- Okay or not okay?
- paul scheer
- pixel creek
- posterbored
- pudding canyon
- slate
- spitznagel
- steve revare
- superhero sewing circle
- supreme stories
- tara ariano
- things they should invent
- this recording
- tv
- utter wonder
Other Writing I Have Written
About Me
- WM
- I just heard about these internets today, and I thought why not make a blog upon them? I bet I'm the first one!
5 comments:
While in space, please say hello to my mother, who has been living there since the late 1980s.
I saw that about the jeans thing too. I shouted "We're in the middle of a political crisis and they're talking about clothes?! This is what happens when we give women equal rights!"
My family was offended. I don't care. I feel ya sister.
Its definately sadder that you have been neglecting your blog. However, I don't think we should underestimate the grave socio-politcal impact of teenagers wearing their pants too low.
don't move to space. I hear its difficult to get an internet connection up there.
I can assure you we are all sad. I personally love this blog.
It's about goddamn time! I was sad and I had no idea that my giant bulging butt cleavage was in any way offensive.
Post a Comment