Well, this post will just be some random thoughts on things because I spent yesterday with children and so I am tired. If you have kids you probably know this. I just rent some kids now and then, and they tucker you out. They like to run around and also if you take your eye off of them for one second, they will somehow find, like, a chainsaw or something and do something horribly dangerous.
I will say that my six year-old nephew has developed a surprisingly sophisticated sense of humor in the last few weeks. We were getting ready to put stuff on the barbecue for dinner and I asked him if he would mind getting into a big tupperware full of oil and spices so we could marinate him before we cooked him. He paused for a beat, and then said, completely deadpan, almost world-weary:
"Of course I will."
Then after we put the kids to bed, the adults played a maddeningly addictive board game called Carcassone. Have you played it? It's nerd-crack. Stay away.
Later this week we are headed out to Kansas City, then on to New York. Don't try to rob me. A serial killer is house-sitting for us.
I might even try to write some travelogue-y type stuff while we are on the road, or it might just be penis jokes again. Who knows! Let's spin the wheel!
One thing I know right now is that I am not too excited about flying on a plane. To me, planes are like the 1800s. I like to read about them and hear about them and watch movies about when there are snakes on them (I loved that movie Snakes on the 1800s), but I don't really want to actually take part in the flying of them. Worst metaphor ever.
See, this is why I just make penis jokes. Like why did the penis cross the road? Get it?
Anyway, I promised rambling, and I delivered. Now I have to go be in the 1800s.
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My five-year-old wanted a dog. "What would you do with a dog?" I asked.
He said, "I would make him bite your bones and nipples."
"Snakes on the 1800s." That bests my movie idea for Transformers II where there's a transforming Jiffy Lube.
Also, as a child, I was taken to an amusement park. My uncle asked if I was having fun, and I allegedly said: "Yes, although I have been here before."
Serial killers really aren't the best house-sitters. When you get back and try to thank them for a job well done, they have already become too attached to the family via photos, and then the sadistic murdering starts. Let's just say it's better to avoid any talk of inadequacy.
Have fun in KC... I love that city and miss it all the time.
wait, why did the penis cross the road??
Because it was attached to the chicken.
I think the penis crossed the road because it wanted to be alone.
mrg, thanks for asking, so I don't have to.
Anon, eeeeew.
found your blog while surfing. gud light reading with a dash of humour in it :-)
You never cease to amuse me Wendy. Because that's why you're here. To amuse. Me.
O:-)
While in KC, stop by Jack Stack for some barbeque. KC landmark, must try.
Wendy, I thought penises (penisi?)didn't like being alone? And who was the penis running from anyway? So many questions.....
Carcassonne rocks! Have you tried the Traders & Builders expansion? I recommend it. :-)
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