Showing posts with label survival. Show all posts
Showing posts with label survival. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

How I'm Surviving The Economic Downturn


Not eating one-hundred-dollar bills anymore unless very hungry.

Only flying around on diamond and emerald plane when ruby and opal plane is in shop.

Conserving energy by slapping butler less often.

Using orphans as coasters (not really money-saving, but adorable).

Charging ten dollars for BJs instead of seven.

Tossing lower-value gold coins into fountains while making wishes.

Feeding cats Kobe-style beef instead of the real thing.

Pawning my solid gold pants.