If you said to me, like five years ago, "Hey , Wendy, someone will actually publish a book you wrote, and you'll do a reading at a Barnes and Noble and shit," I would have been like -- probably not going to happen.
But if you'd said, hey, Wendy, you are going to write a book and do a reading at Barnes and Noble, and they'll put a poster for it in the window beneath a giant advertisement for a book called sTori Telling by Tori Spelling.
Also they will spell your name wrong.
I would have been like, yeah, that sounds about right.