Television

Hi! I'm not playing video games right now, if that's what you think. I am a 32 year-old woman and it's almost one in the morning. There's no way I'm sitting here playing video games.

Now that we've cleared that up.

If you happen to reside in New York, the pilot we shot last year, Point View Terrace, got into the New York Television Festival. Maybe you'd like to come? It's free to watch.

Info here:

THE NEW YORK TELEVISION FESTIVAL

Then maybe I can come watch you do something some time, like if you are a glassblower I can watch that. Or maybe you are a baby, and I can watch you be a baby. I don't want to watch you be a racist, though, so if that's your idea of a good time, maybe find another racist to watch you. Enjoying shared interests is a great way to make (racist) friends.

I get so misrepresented.

Okay, so as usual I am reading the blog I love to hate (and hate to love!), and then she says something so true that I realize I have to eat my words:

"the difference between my voice and someone else's can literally be the placement of a comma."
--julia allison (via juliaallison)

Yep, for instance, I turned in a story to the Wall Street Journal that said:

"I think we can expect to see a worldwide recession following the subprime credit debacle, and this will further expand the income gap in developing countries."

But! The dumbass editor moved my comma and the story wound up reading like this:

"I hate black people."

Clearly, that is not my voice, that is the voice of Sally Field.