I have decided to make a pamphlet about menstruation for young girls called "There Will Be Blood." This is a good idea, right?
Also, um, you know what I don't care about? Having a satin-y tampon. Oh my god, I feel classy when I'm using a Tampax Satin. What is the thread count of this tampon? Oh, really? I think I'll give these to my maid then.
But my instructional pamphlet is still a great idea. Also, there will be a companion video where Daniel Day Lewis tells you about your body.
