Showing posts with label five dollars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label five dollars. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Why I'm Not Michael Phelps


When I was a kid and my mom took me to swimming lessons, I was so frightened that I threw up in the pool, and they had to get everyone out and clean the pool.

The next time we went, I told the teacher that I had to go to the bathroom, and then I got out and ran away. They had to chase me through the park where the pool was and capture me.

There are probably a lot of other reasons, but mainly those.

Although I would like it a lot if one of the Olympic athletes would throw up in the pool and then run away.

If any Olympic athletes are reading this, I will mail you five dollars if you do that.

Come on, it's just the Olympics.