Of Note

So, yesterday was a totally crazy day. Usually, a few dozen people stop by to look at my blog in a day. About half of them mistakenly get here by googling things like "tight butts" or "fake celebrity fuck." Don't ask me why, but those are some very popular Google searches. And then the other half of the readers are my dad.

But yesterday, I was a "blog of note" on the Blogger homepage, and a whole lot of people stopped by and were nice enough to comment.

One comment made me laugh out loud though, just because of the built in irony:

Anonymous said...
Bad... Can You find anything positive to write about.

June 23, 2008 2:28 PM

I can only assume that they will comment on this post by saying:

Fuck, can't you fucking post without swearing? Taintsack!

Anyway, many thanks to whoever edits the Blogger home page for giving me a fun day of traffic yesterday. And I'm gonna go check out all the blogs of the people who were nice enough to read and comment.

When it's just my dad checking my blog again, those memories will keep me warm.

I Wrote A Book

Hi. I am pretty sure that just my dad is reading this blog, and I think he already bought my book. Hi dad. Thanks for college and all the food and stuff.

But if you aren't my dad and you enjoy the reading of fake self-help books, please click here to obtain a copy:

Everything Is Wrong With You: The Modern Woman's Guide To Finding Self-Confidence Through Self-Loathing

Thank you, and I promise to use all proceeds from my book to buy cute outfits for Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.