yay!

Okay, is it wrong that I think it's great that Paris Hilton wears a ring with her boyfriend's initials on it, and that his name is Benji Madden, and that that means she goes around wearing, literally, a diamond-encrusted B.M.?

I will say this. Someone I know had outtakes of the first season of The Simple Life, unauthorized shit from the first season, and those girls are SO MUCH WORSE than you think.

Okay, back to work!