Shallow Thought Of The Day

I was just thinking about people who work on gossip blogs, and how it must be hard to decide whether to run items and all that. And then I thought about how that would make me nervous, and then I thought something like, "Well, I'm not a gossip blogger for the same reason I'm not a doctor. I just don't really want to make decisions that affect other people's lives."



Sometimes, I out-dumb myself.



That said, I hope this is who gives me an emergency appendectomy:












He'd just draw a doodle on it that said WHORE or something, and then draw some white dots coming out of my nose and sew me back up.