Look, a lot of women have blogs where they talk about their personal lives and their dating lives and reveal just, you know, a lot of personal information. And, you know, I need to be more like that. So, without further ado, here are fifty totally revealing and personal things about me.
1. I have six boobs.
2. I am married to a combination of Morgan Freeman and a talking teapot (long story!).
3. I like to make noises.
4. Sailboats are pretty!
5. I am in ur parliament, making ur lawz.
6. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.
7. I am Zooey Deschanel.
8. I played the space shuttle in Space Camp.
9. I have a cat where my head should be.
10. The calls are coming from inside the house!
11. I can't count.
