Contest Results

All right then. If you are just tuning in, you can read about the contest in the post just following this one.

The challenge was to come up with titles for the list "Bestsellers For People With Low Expectations."

There were many, many good entries, but there can only be one winner. Well, one winner of the fours books, the two other finalists will each get a copy of my book. Talk about low expectations!

In the end, there was one that just seemed the saddest, and therefore the funniest. The one about someone who didn't even have the energy to, you know, die.

WINNER:

As I Lay Tired
By
Dan Burt

FINALISTS:

A Room With A Window
By
'flake

Realistic Expectations
by
mary

HONOR ROLL:

Adequate Homes and Gardens
by Randy

The Three Habits of People Who Haven't Failed Yet
by
Steven

Kind of Interested George
by
Anonymous#1

Harry Potter And The Gaping Void In Your Life
by
Anonymous#2

To Injure A Pigeon
by
wewerethecoolkids


Men are from Mars, and women are from Mars also, but a part of Mars where the culture is slightly different, but it´s not so much of a barrier that they can´t communicate, it´s just difficult sometimes (unabridged version)
by
Chris J


A Half-Hearted Wave To Arms
susan

Not Emma
by
J.M. Tewkesbury

Assistant Manager Of The Rings
and
Near The Road
by
Anonymous#3


Thanks to everyone who played.
New contest coming soon, so come back and try again!

UPDATE: I don't have emails for the two runners-up. Email me at specialtypants@gmail.com to get your books!