New Blog

In an effort to blog more frequently, I also now have a tumblr.

Link:

HERE.

I Have A Dream

I had a dream last night that there was a blog devoted to making fun of my blog. I love that my unconscious brain thinks enough people read my blog to start a blog to make fun of it.

Meaning of this dream:

I AM CONCEITED.

Uh Oh

Quizno's just made a big move in the ongoing Toasted-Not Toasted sandwich war.

It's all fun and games until Tupac and Biggie are dead, people.

No. Just no.

You know what "works with harems?" Suicide.

Also, the phrase "shop all harems" makes me think that I might be able to find a new child bride. I am SO tired of my old child bride. BORING.

But really, this is the endtimes, right? It's plague, pestilence, war and harem pants, right? Those are the four horsemen? Mother? Father? Please hold me. So cold.