Well, somehow it's been thirteen days since I posted here, but when you hear the story of where I've been I think you'll understand why. The short story is that I went grocery shopping.
The long story is: I always let my sister Lizzie make my grocery lists, and I'm not allowed to come back until I've gotten everything. Here is the list she made me:
Lizzie's Grocery List For Wendy
1. One suit from the Big And Tall Store
2. Poop tire
3. Scallions
4. Scallywags
5. Moby (the guy)
6. Pet Rock
7. Pig's feet
8. a pale yellow sock
9. your mom
10. my mom
11. That other guy's mom, you know that guy whose name I always forget. I wanna say "Steve?" Does that sound right?
12. Silk worms
13. The Dark Crystal
14. Ribbons
15. sneakers (shhhhh!)
16. a dragon
17. barack obama
18. teenage ninja turtles (mutant or regular)
19. sammiches
20. fancy hats
21. stink
22. one red rose
So you can see why it took a little while. It's hard to find scallions.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
How I'm Surviving The Economic Downturn
Not eating one-hundred-dollar bills anymore unless very hungry.
Only flying around on diamond and emerald plane when ruby and opal plane is in shop.
Conserving energy by slapping butler less often.
Using orphans as coasters (not really money-saving, but adorable).
Charging ten dollars for BJs instead of seven.
Tossing lower-value gold coins into fountains while making wishes.
Feeding cats Kobe-style beef instead of the real thing.
Pawning my solid gold pants.
Friday, October 3, 2008
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